Bite Me The Show About Edibles
Helping cooks make great cannabis edibles at home.
Create your own tasty, healthy cannabis edibles and take control of your high life! Bite Me is a weekly show that helps home cooks make fun, safe and effective cannabis edibles. Listen as host Margaret walks you through an marijuana infused recipe that she has tested in her home kitchen or interviews with expert guests. New episodes every Thursday.
Bite Me The Show About Edibles
Tales of Edibles: A Christmas Special
Buckle up as I guide you through this merry journey in the edible night, with recipes of cannabis cookies and gingerbread men that are sure to tickle your taste buds. Inspired by the season and our shared love for edibles, I've got a couple of poems for you that beautifully capture the essence of Bite Me The Show About Edibles. One even gives Santa's snack a unique twist. Amidst all the laughter and giggles, let the high be your guide this holiday season. Come, join me on this joyful ride through edibles adventures, and we'll ensure this Christmas is one where the high abides.
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Friends, welcome back. I'm glad you're here. We have a special episode this week because it's almost Christmas. Welcome to Bite Me, the show about edibles where I help you take control of your high life. I'm your host and certified GONGé Marge, and I love helping cooks make safe and effective edibles at home. I'm so glad you're here and thank you for joining me today. Welcome back, friends, to this very special Christmas episode, and I have a little treat for you today, a treat in the form of a poem read by myself, and I think you're going to enjoy it. Now, gather round, get your beverage, grab your infused cookie. Hopefully you have a nice fire going, or at least a fire on a screen. I don't know if you've ever checked out any of those crackling fires you can get on Netflix and other streaming platforms. Those are delightful. Dim the lights, maybe, have some of the Christmas lights twinkling in the background, set the mood, set the stage and listen in Towards.
Speaker 1:The night before Christmas, a podcast delight, with Marge and her show Bite Me taking flight In the kitchen. A tale of edibles unfold as holiday magic in cannabis molds. Marge, the host, with knowledge so vast, guides us through bites that are sure to last On the airwaves. She shares a festive treat, a cannabis story that's oh so sweet. The cookies are nestled snug in the pan, infused with care by Marge's skilled hand. A dash of humor, a sprinkle of cheer. Bite Me listeners, lend me your ear. In the podcast world where episodes gleam, marge unwraps stories like a holiday dream. Christmas carols in each tasty bite, a merry journey in the edible night. Giggles and laughter echo in the air as Marge and her tails spread holiday flair. Edibles adventures a joyful ride with Bite Me. Let the high be your guide. So this holiday season, with a podcast in tow, enjoy the tales Marge and Edibles bestow. May your celebrations be filled with glee. Merry, bite Me. Christmas from Marge and me.
Speaker 1:I hope you enjoyed that little poem. And you may be wondering, marge and me, who's me? Well, that's ChatGPT. I admit the ChatGPT was the author of that delightful poem that was inspired by Bite Me, the show by Edibles and your host, marge, and I thought it was quite excellent. Actually, I've had other poems written by ChatGPT, but this one was really great. I actually did another one for me, a little more general, about Christmas, and maybe you'll enjoy this one as well.
Speaker 1:In a cozy kitchen where spices dance, a Christmas tale of a special chance, with a twist of green and a sprinkle of cheer. Cannabis edibles drawing near the oven hums with a merry tune as butter and buds create a monsoon gingerbread men with a hint of delight, baked with love. On this silent night, the aroma wafts through the winter air. A cannabis infusion handled with care, sugarplum dreams with a THC kiss. A holiday journey of uncharted bliss Under the tree. A gift so sweet cannabis cookies attempting feet, gumdrops of green and chocolate. Surprise Santa's snack that'll open your eyes. Toast moderation with festive glee.
Speaker 1:These edibles bring a yuletide spree, uplifting spirits, a mirthful tide and a world of joy. Let the high abide, so gather round friends near and far, in a hazy glow, like a shining star with cannabis magic. Let's celebrate a merry Christmas where dreams elevate. They got me again this ChatGPT. Yes, I would love Bite Me the Show About Edibles be a place where the high abides, and I hope you are enjoying time with friends and family, no matter what it looks like for you where the high abides. In your case as well. I've been enjoying plenty of wonderful edibles this season. It's really helped me get through a busy, stressful time of year and I am wishing you all the best for this holiday, and with that, my friends are going to keep it simple. I just want to say thank you for being here, for your listenership, for being a part of the Bite Me crew and, with that, my friends. I hope you're enjoying many great edibles you've made with love in your own home kitchen and, until next week, stay high.
